Step 1: Make your work
your hobby. Be a writer in and outside of the classroom, and, when you get
bored of that, go draw for a while. Do nothing else.
Step 2: Multitask. Start
multiple novels alongside your writing-intensive schoolwork. Start a webcomic
with your best friend. Agree to be the sole artist on a 2D game design team. Do
an Independent Study that requires several stories and a lengthy paper. Work as
an editor. Write a 50,000 word novel in thirty days. Volunteer for a club to do
weekly art requests.
Step 3: DO NOTHING ELSE.
Also, do not stretch, take breaks, or release that pencil. Notice pain but do
nothing about it.
Step 4: When the pain is
overwhelming, inadvertently take outdated pain medication. Ice your arm.
Step 5: Break down and go
see the doctor. Remember that your arm is a muscle too, and even though typing
and drawing is not exercise, it actually kind of is.
Step 6: Do nothing for
two months. Attempt to become ambidextrous.
Step 7: Attend physical
therapy. Learn what the Graston Technique is. Hate it. Liken it to a cheese
grater under your skin. Make the therapist laugh.
Step 8: Get out of
physical therapy early for good behavior. Work only in fifteen minute
intervals.
Step 9: Get an ergonomic
keyboard. Never work without a good desk and a chair.
Step 10: Get Dragon
Naturally Speaking. Attempt to rework your neurological pathways. Realize that
while your writing is good, your eloquence is lacking.
Step 11: Learn to hate
Dragon. Go back to fifteen minute intervals.
Step 12: Actually figure
out what Repetitive Stress Injury is. Learn preventative exercises. Exercise
daily. Stretch before and after working. Remember to take breaks and to ice
after a lengthy period. Start a strength training regimen for your arm.
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